Goodbye Planking, Hello Falling

By seamus -

If you thought things couldn't get any dumber than planking, think again.
You know, the internet never ceases to surprise me with people that come up with brand new ways to do something completely unconstructive, potentially painful, that somehow earns them bragging rights.
People, this is stupid. Funny, but stupid. If you're wondering how to settle that paradox, think Jersey Shore.
This all magically relates to a recent study suggesting watching stupid TV will actually make you dumber. We could apply the same logic here and get ready for a whole new section at the Special Olympics: Falling!
The study is remarkably interesting, even though it just provides justification for something we've already known in our hearts as true.
Isn't that right internets? Link below:



What do you think about Falling?

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  1. Ana13 December 2011 at 18:04

    i found it funny for like the first 10 seconds or so. then i got bored

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