We all know there's a ton of stuff in our urban lives that make us fat. Fast food makes us fat and we know it. Drinking sugary sodas and fizzy drinks makes us fat. Every day new studies and magazine articles scare the confidence out of us with new results that slowly paint a picture in our heads: this fucking world wants to make us FAT by any means.
Well, I'm here to shake that confidence a little bit more, unfortunately. Say you stay away from fats foods and sugary drinks already, and put lots of veg and fruit in your diet. Say you work out a couple of days a week and you think you're pretty much safe from random obesity. About the only unfit thing you do is the car ride to and back from work every day, so it's no surprise your reward yourself with a nice little downtime each day, say watching your favorite TV show. Nothing wrong could possibly go wrong and make you fat now, can it? WRONG.
|That's right fuckface - it's the only exercise you'll do anyway|
|Because suggestive advertising is like totally below the fast food industry|
So wait - you try to work out and have a balanced diet, but you brain says "fuck you" to all that every time he sees a burger ad and kicks you into get-food-now mode without so much as your consent? Not only that, but sating your appetite for fizzy drinks and your caring for your figure by opting for zero-calorie drinks also makes you fat? God dang it! Your brain is an asshole - it's like a chubby spoiled kid who loses his shit at McDonald's and makes a scene if he doesn't get his super-sized burger bucket. And that little fat kid is pulling the strings of your body and you're basically the puppet tho this zero-self-control spawn of Jabba the Hutt.
|What's missing is a fourth image, a coffin captioned "Eventually"|
|It's cool bro. I can quit this anytime I want to.|
|"Eat shit and die" - but I'm just paraphrasing|