10,000 Year Old Mammoth Found Perfectly Preserved!
They found Peaches! |
In science-y news that
make me happy in my manly bits, the BBC reported the discovery of a perfectly
preserved, 10k year old baby mammoth. (link)
Now, usually when
scientists use terms like „perfectly preserved”, I find they actually mean
undamaged skeletons, or, as was the case of another frozen mammoth found a few
years back, specimens that present stuff like hair and other non-bone materials.
No, this time it’s 100%
preserved. Take a look at those pictures and feel free to comment „FAKE” as
much as you want. That was my first reaction, but it’s genuine. See for yourself in the
BBC video.
The remarkable hair color has been preserved |
The specimen is a
juvenile, aged 2 or 2 and a half years old, affectionately called Yuka by
scientists. The ice has preserved its flesh, skin and strawberry blonde hair –even
the trunk is intact!
Which can only mean one thing - THEY'VE FOUND PEACHES!
Which can only mean one thing - THEY'VE FOUND PEACHES!
Peaches will apparently meet an untimely demise |
According to BBC/Discovery
scientists, forensic evidence suggests the mammoth has interacted with humans.
And by interacted, they mean butchered: it appears the young animal died after
breaking a leg, probably after being chased by predators, at which point humans took advantage of the free, fresh carcass and removed parts they could
immediately use.
If that’s true, it will be
the first mammoth to show confirmed interaction with humans.
If you want to learn more,
stay tuned for Wooly Mammoth: Secrets of the Ice, airing soon on Discovery
Channel. (link)
It's amazing to see skin folds and foot padding so well preserved |
I only have one request to
make. Sure, Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park gave us all a lot of high hopes
and beautiful dreams, but this is a lot closer to reality than cloning
dinosaurs.
Yes, scientists. I’m
asking you to clone this baby mammoth and make a mammoth zoo. Clone the shit
out of him. I want to see mammoths, and I want to take my kids to see mammoths.
In a way, that would be
doing this little guy some poetic justice, or at least a poetic tribute. Many
milennia ago, humans ate the little guy. His body survived in the ice, and if
we clone him, it’ll be our tribute and thank you by bringing him back to life.
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